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Here you will find a little bit of everything because I am a little bit of everything.

Uprooted New Yorker.
In love.

If you spontaneously follow me, just know that I'll be shocked, hah. Thanks for witnessing the weirdness! :)






so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and


i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Not even gonna bother doing this. I would get the same.



This is a Forever 21 bikini in a size 3X.  I bought it as a back up and since the one I originally wanted fit just fine, I am offering up this one.  Here are links to the top and bottom on the F21 site so you can get more details about it.  This bikini is brand new never worn (except to try it on), it just came in the mail today and still has the tags attached.  

If you aren’t sure if you will fit:  I wear a size 24, my bra size is 46DD, and it fit me fine because it has some stretch to it.  I would say it could easily fit someone 22-24.  If you are unsure and have a F21 close to you that carries plus sizes (that means you are very luck btw) then go try one on if it will help you decide :)

Please read the rules and other stuff!

1. Only one reblog per day as to not annoy your followers and clog your dashboards and likes count too!

2. This will be for US followers only unless you can help cover the extra cost to ship it internationally.

3. You must be following me

4. SPAM or giveaway blogs will not be counted.  

5. This giveaway will end on April 16th and I will contact the winner immediately.  If I don’t hear back after 24 hours, I will pick a new winner. 

Good luck!  And let me know if you have any questions.

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